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WHATSAPP Exclusive New Jokes 2016

WHATSAPP Exclusive New Jokes 2016

When you drive in UP you get that chak de india feeling.

Isne left indicator chalu kiya hai ye left mudega
par nahi iska face right ki taraf hai ye right mudega.
Ya khuda ye to bich raaste me chal raha hai ye thookne ke liye rukega.

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A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.

The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,

Mom, who are they ?

Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.

Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?

He says, son they are prostitutes. They sleep and earn money!

Child Asks: Then mom what happens to the kids these women give birth to?

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MOM : THEY BECOME TAXI DRIVERS

BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: I already told you, No!

BF: Baby can I get a kiss?

GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him “How do you feel?”

He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!

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Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s

Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!

Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?

Teacher : i dont know..! :s

Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

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