TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko… Farmer : Ghaas… Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu….. Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ...