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New Funny Whatsapp Jokes SMS 2015

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police wale: tume kl subha 4 baje fashi deya jayaga..
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chor.: hA ha ha ha.. !
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police wale: kyu has rahe ho??

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mareez: mujhe ek serious bimari hai,jab me kuch bolta hu me bhool jate hu..
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doctor: aap ko ye bimari kab se hai????
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mareez: kunse bimaari??

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ek ladka aur ek ladki,
ek-dusre se bahut pyar karta tha,
lekin unn dono ki pyar ko samaj aur ghar se inkar kr deya.
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dono ne sucide karne ki fasle kiya,
aur
wo dono sucide karne k leya train ki pattri mai gaye..
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aur wo log sucide karne he wala tha
ussi waqt waha se chota bheem gujar raha tha..
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aab dekna ye hai ki kya chota Bheem unn dono ko bacha payaga..
,
dekna maat bhooli hai aaj raat 10.30 mai pogo pr chota bheem..

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aaj ki gyaan..
,
Bill gets said: “if u bron poor,
its not ur mistake.
but
if u die poor,
its ur mistake..
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* said by talented: if ur father is poor,
its not ur mistake,
but
if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur mistake..

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Me: yaar tune fast rakha h to time pe fruits vagerah khati
rahio..
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She: nhi baby.. Fruits vagerah khate rahe to fast kaisa.. Bs
m to sabudane ki khichdi khati hu.. Din me 6-7 baar aalu ki
tikki.. Or shyam ko singhade ke samose kha leti hu..
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Me: Oye.. Khuda se to dar.. Itna to koi bina fast k bhi nhi
khata.

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*in a train*
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ladki: can i sit here??
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ladka: its all yours..!
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ladki: can i take some water???
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ladka: its my pleasure.,!
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ladki: Bhaiya..! agla station kun se hai??
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ladka :mujhe kya pata. mere baap ne mera dimag,me GPS nahi rakhi hai,seat khali kr mujhe neend aa rahi hai.

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