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Great WhatsApp New Status Quotes

  • According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.

  • Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

  • It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

  • I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.

  • I’m born to express, not to impress.

  • Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

  • In war only the one that’s left is right.

  • To make your dream come true you need to wake up.

  • Don’t tell me I have a dirty mind. It’s just sexy imagination.

  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

  • You have to be an odd one, to be number one.

  • When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.

  • Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.

  • When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.

  • If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.

  • I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.

  • I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

  • People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.

  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

  • If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?

  • We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.

  • I love my job when I am holidaying.

  • I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.

  • I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.

  • I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.

  • Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.

  • I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.

  • Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.

  • Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.

  • A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.

  • Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.

  • Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.

  • I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.

  • Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.

  • Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.

  • I am not bossy, but I love to tell you what you should do.

  • Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.

  • Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.

  • You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.

  • Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.

  • Smile. It has the power to make your day.

  • Love is all we need. Money is all we want.

  • You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.

  • You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.

  • I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.

  • Positivity is contagious. Try it.

  • I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.

  • In love you have to listen before you feel.

  • You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.

  • When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.

  • When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.

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