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Getting Blocked on Social Networks Boy & Girl

Boy : Whats your Name?
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
BLOCKED!!!
.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
blocked
.

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
blocked
.

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
gets blocked
.

Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
Gets Blocked Instantly
.

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
GETS BLOCKED
.

Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
blocked
.

Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked
.

Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G
more…
BLOCKED
.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s
forehead.
Blocked
.

Girl puts up her status :” waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS “…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
Blocked
.
Boy: Thank you
Girl: My pleasure
Boy:  My Bajaj Pulsar
Reported as spam
Blocked Forever

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