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  • My life is currently buffering.
  • Read books instead of reading my status.
  • You have different fingers on other hand.
  • I pretend to work they pretend to pay me.
  • Please be patient, even a toilet can handle one asshole at a time.
  • If people are talking behind your back then just fart.
  • Congo..!! My tallest finger wants to give you an standing ovation.
  • I had to take sick day, I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Hey, again you reading my status.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limit.
  • AwesoME ends with Me and Ugly starts with U.
  • Everyone’s think you are an asshole.
  • Trust me you will dance – Alcohol.
  • 80% boys have girlfriends and rest have brains.
  • Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
  • People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
  • 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.
  • You are perfect face for radio.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains secret.
  • Yeah you are really pretty, pretty stupid.
  • I love u with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
  • Time is precious waste it wisely.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • A woman’s mind is cleaner than man’s, She changes it more often.
  • I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

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