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Bakra Eid new Whatsapp and Facebook Status

Bakra Eid new Whatsapp and Facebook Status

 

  • KASH TU MERA BAKRA HOTA
    MAIN TUJAY GHASS
    KHILATA OR PYAR SE TERE SEENGH
    HILATA OR
    POOCHTA PAGAL
    KAUN???
    TU YA MAIN ??
    OR TU PIYAAR SE BOLTA
    MAIN MAIN…
  • May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs & tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness. With best wishes:-):-):-)
  • May the magic of dis EID
    bring lots of happiness in ur life
    & may u celebrate it wid
    all ur close friendzzzzzz
    & may it fill ur HEART wid love
  • LOVERS NE KAHA.
    E: EIK OR
    I : I
    D : DATE
    NA ZUBAAN SE,
    NA NIGAHOON SE,
    NA DIMAAG SE,
    NA RANGON SE,
    NA EID GREETINGS SE,
    NA EID GIFT SE,
    AAPKO EID-UL-ADHA-(BAKRI EID) MUBARAK HO DIRECT DIL SE
  • I wish you ALL a vry happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, 4give your transgressionz and ease the suffring of all peoples around the globe.
  • EID KHATAMBAKRA HAZAMAPNI ROUTINE PAY WAPIS AO JANAB

    BHUAT KHA LIA DIL,KALEJI,GURDAY OR KABAB

    APNAY PAET KO DO AB KUCH REST

    WISH U ALL THE BEST

 

  • Today I Pray That:Happiness Stays At Your Door;May It Knock Early And Stay Late;And Leave The Gift Of Allah’s Love;Peace, Joy and Good Health Behind!Best Wishes for a Happy Eid!
  • MAY ALLAH ACCEPT MY SACRIFICE OF ANIMAL ON
    EID UL ADHA (BAKRA EID) AND GUIDE
    ME IN DIXTRIBUTING IT AMONG RIGHT PEOPLE.

Funny – WhatsApp Bakra Eid Messages

 

  • Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
    circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
    ager bhaga to bakra
    aur ager bhagi to bakri.
  • Biwi: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Ge?
    Shohar: Begum! Mujhe Hi Zibha Kar Lo …
    Biwi: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamai Halal Hai, Qurbani Nai ..
  • Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
    Salesman: 500 Rs.
    Customer: Itna sasta
    Salesman: China ka hai….
    Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de
  • Teri Yadoun Ki Hifazat Kesy Karun
    Mera Te Apna LeLa Koi Khol K Le Gaya..
    Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
    Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan..

 

  • Aaj A.R.Y News Walon Ko Kisi Anjan Number Se CALL Aai Hai K 5 OCTOBAR 2014 Pakistan K Lye Khon Kharaby K Din Hogay.
    Un Logon Ne Ye B Kaha K Hamary Aadmi Pakistan K Kony Kony Me Apny Hathyaron K Sath Phel Gaye Hain Or
    5 OCTOBAR Ka Din
    Hoty Hi Khon Ki Nadiyan Baha Dy Gay Or
    Ek B
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    “BAKRA” Nhi Bachy Ga.
    ( ‘,’) “Dar gaye
    </, / > the na
    / /
    “Advance Bakra EID Mubarak”
  • Bakra Eid Special(Wanted)
    “Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
    TU
    Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”(Bodyguard)
    “Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
    K
    Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”

    (Dabbang)
    “Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
    K
    Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne” =P =D

  • Everyone Sent U
    Tradition Words About
    Eid But I m The Fist One
    To Send U
    “MEAT MUBARAK”
    And
    Keep On Eating
    Different Dishes
    On This Season …

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