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  • I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

  • The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality. God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money 🙂

  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

  • I’m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks. Advertisements When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

  • AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

  • There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

  • We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

  • ETC – End of Thinking Capacity. Advertisements

  • I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.

  • Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

  • I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.

  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!

  • Totally available! Please disturb me!

  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.

  • Not always “Available” Try your Luck…

  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

  • I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

  • Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status 😀

  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

  • Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.

  • When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

  • Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation

  • Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

  • Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

  • Save water drink beer.

  • When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

  • People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

  • I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

  • I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

  • Warning! I know KARATE… And few other oriental words.

  • I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

  • I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.

  • If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

  • When nothing goes right! Go left.

  • If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

  • I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.

  • When I was born… Devil said, “Oh Shit…! Competition”.

  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

  • Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

  • Be a good person, but don’t try to prove.

  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

  • Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

  • I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

  • If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

  • Silent people have the loudest minds.

  • Born to express not to impress.

  • The road to success is always under construction.

  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.

  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

  • The longer the title the less important the job.

  • Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

  • No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

  • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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