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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he.

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Wife – Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut pyar karoge….

Husband – Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari shadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ……..!!!

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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye “Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai”

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Mayawati came 2 lalu’s housewith an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.

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Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer?

Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.

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Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as
” MY LIFE “
Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE “
5yrs: ” HOME “
10Yrs: ” wrong number “
25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin “

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Ek aadmi train se utra
usne Santa se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai?

Santa hasaa,

zor se hasaa,
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya..

aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola:

Are Pagal
Ye Railway station hai…!

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Santa ki Girlfriend (Santa se) : Gadi tez mat chalao, muje dar lag raha hai… . Santa : Agar tuje dar lag raha hai to, Meri tarah tu bhi Aankhe bandh kar le…

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पहली औरत – “सुना है बहन तुम चौथी शादी कर रही हो ?” . दूसरी औरत – “हा बहन क्या करू, पहले पति अल्लाह को प्यारे हो गये, दूसरे पति पडोसन को और तीसरे पति Facebook को…”

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1 Cute bacche ko dekh kar ek ladki ne uske Gaal par KiSS kar li… . Ladki – “Arey, Sorry… Aapke Gaal par LIPSTIC lag gayi” . Baccha – “ITS OK BABY, kuch accha karne ke liye agar daag lagte hai to, DAAG ACCHE HAI”

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Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver.

Whenever you face a problem,

see the picture & say: if I can handle this,

I can handle anything!…

Superb Attitude for Life!!

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Zindagi Mein Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Ki Sacchi Mohabbat Palat Kar Jarur Aati Hai…
Ya To “Sorry” Bolne Ya Phir..
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