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whatsapp jokes and status 2016

whatsapp jokes 2016

3 stages of sadness???

1. Sad
2. Very sad
3. Remove Whatsapp DP and Status…???

A Real Man is one who takes Success and Failure in equal measure…
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60 ml, to be precise…!

A very confusing board outside a politician’s bunglow

“*Kutte se savdhaan*”

Teacher Pappu Hindi Joke ? ?

टीचर: अगर तुम एक जंगल में हो और वहां शेर आ जाए तो तुम क्या करोगे?

पप्पु : सर मैं पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊंगा।

टीचर: अगर वह वहां भी आ जाए तो?

पप्पु : तो मैं पानी में कूद जाऊंगा?

टीचर : और अगर वह पानी में भी आ जाए तो?

पप्पु : सर, पहले आप यह बताओ कि शेर क्या आपका रिश्तेदार है जो आप उसकी तरफदारी किये जा रहे हो?

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Facebook ना होता तो पता ही नहीं चलता की क्लास की

किस लड़की की शादी किस से हुई,

हनीमून कहाँ मनाया,

बच्चे कब हुए,

कितने हुए और कैसे हुए…
Thanks To Facebook ? ? ?

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Aajkal ke logoki dinacharya Funny Hindi Joke :-

आजकल के लोगो की दिनचर्या

मित्र : 1 घंटा

TV : 1 घंटा

Facebook : 3 घंटा

WhatsApp : 12 घंटा

कमाई : ?

???

संता और बंता आठवीं में आठवीं बार फ़ैल हो गए

संता: चल खुदखुशी कर लेते हैं

बंता: साले, पागल हो गया है??

अगले जनम में फिर नर्सरी से शुरू करना पड़ेगा !!! ? ? ?

whatsapp status 2016

  • Sometimes you write status not for all but for one.
  • Dusk or Dawn is matter of choice.
  • I love it calling whatsup than whatsapp.
  • FEAR is a LIAR.
  • I Never judge by its cover.
  • Things we loose have their own way of coming back ( Best inspirational and hopeful whatsapp status)
  • Do more, Care Less.
  • I’m somewhere in middle of nowhere (Best confused whatsapp status)
  • Life is like rainbow you need both sun and rain to make it COLOURFUL
  • Learning to achieve ( Target and Hardwork statuses for whatsapp)
  • When you fight the past, past fights you back. But when you fight present You Simply WIN
  • Hope is what makes me Stronger.

whatsapp status

  1. Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.
  2. I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
  3. Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)
  4. Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.
  5. It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.
  6. Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)
  7. No more watch, its game time.
  8. Winning a no win situation by changing rules.
  9. The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
  10. Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.
  11. First love, second chance? (Whatsapp status best)
  12. If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.
  13. The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)
  14. Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
  15. Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
  16. I feel like some people deserve high five on face.
  17. I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.
  18. Hey, see you around in hell.
  19. Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.
  20. Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)
  21. 3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2
  22. Everything is fare on life and race.
  23. I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature
  24. Girl in need is your wife indeed.
  25. “Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.
  26. Starting a new life with BOOM.
  27. Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.
  28. Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.
  29. Friends and family need no excuse
  30. Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.
  31. I wish my mind had a delete button.
  32. Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
  33. I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
  34. Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
  35. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  36. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
  37. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
  38. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
  39. I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
  40. Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.

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