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Men Will Be Men

!!!जरुर पढीये!!!
युद्ध में जाने से पहले राजा ने अपनी सुन्दर
पत्नी के कमरे में ताला लगाकर चाबी अपने
प्रिय दोस्त को देकर बोला की अगर में
4 दिन में नहीं लोटा तो
तुम ताला खोल लेना
और फिर वो तुम्हारी ।
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राजा घोड़े पर बैठकर जाने लगा । करीब आधे
घंटे बाद उसने देखा की उसके पीछे धूल का
गुबार और आवाज़ आ रही थी ।
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राजा रुक गया और देखा की उसका दोस्त तेजी
से घुड़सवारी करते हुए
उसकी तरफ आ रहा हे ।
“क्या हुआ ?” राजा ने पूछा
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सांस भरते हुए दोस्त बोला
” ये चाबी गलत हे ।।”

Crazy fact of today’s generation

Crazy fact of today’s generation..

Once upon a time girls used to cook like their MOTHER.

But now..??

“They drink like their FATHER”

True Relations Have The

True Relations Have The Most Unique Character like SALT.
Their presence is never remembered
But
Their absence makes all the things tasteless.. ?

Whatsapp Jokes Hindi

Hindi Jokes is a Sardar Joke

Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

Husband Biwi Se

Pani Pila Do …
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
“Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai

 

Teacher: Beta batao Parle G kepacket pe jo Green dot banahai uska matlab kya hai?
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Baccha-‘mam iska matlab Parle G online baithe hain..

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pap
pu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai ? . .

Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye ? . .
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D:-
D Miss: u also get out. . GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO… . GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ? Students Rock!

5.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

6.

Santa-Banta Style of Cheating ?
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Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Santa:Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Banta:Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:D
Geo CheaterZ!:-P

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(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon…

kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…
Wah Wah…

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

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Santa ne exam sheet par SUSU karke teacher ke hath me thama di.
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Teacher-GADHE ye kya kia.!!!
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Santa.-Sir, apne hi kaha tha pahle jo aa rha he wahi krdo…

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